DANI: CATALYTIC CONFURTER

Dani is a catalyst for many things, but most of all catastrophes.  Below are but a few.  Now I'm not saying efurrything's her fault (especially not the basil -- you'll see), but let's just call Dani a drama queen and leave it at that.

OK, all aboard the rollercoaster!

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Looks like Dani tried to smuggle herself out of the store in her own shopping bag -- wearing all of the shoplifted items to boot!  Well, actually give credit to Dani for not stealing boots, but not for all the other stuff she pilFURed, of course.

Yes, anyone of the male PURRSuasion should heed this warning.  Reminds me, I'll have to put the MALE  MAN on the 'Watch Out!' list.

Yes, don't stress her out or those seams will fall apart fur sure.  Even worse, she may need a BREAK.

Here's a little explanation for the next one.  The Brits, Canadians and Aussies are all quite familiar with the classic British sitcom called "Fawlty Towers" starring the iconic actor John Cleese.  The owner/operator of the 10-room bed and breakfast is none other than a character named Basil Fawlty.

Fawlty's machinations in trying to resolve any problem that may arise consistently result in disaster, be it minor or major.  Hilarity thou art a car crash.

If you'd like to get a taste of the real thing, it's free on YouTube.  Just Google "Fawlty Towers YouTube".

As for the situation below, the first speech bubble on the right is Dani answering the question at the top.  The second speech bubble comes from the left and then back and forth one more time.  I only tell you this because my husband had trouble figuring it out.

It's a little bit like 'Who's on First'.  Boy am I ever showing my age!

Now here's an oldie and I included it today because when I saw it again after all these years, it made ME laugh!  This is Ann of Zoolatry's angel-cat Zoey, she with the snaggletooth (Zoey, not Ann).

I have no words -- I'm dumbstruck.

And finally I did a lookalike.  Ann's June kitty has very large eyes, so I paired her with the actress, Mila Kunis, who has the same exceptional feature except she's not a cat.

At first glance you may think my PURRceptions are off,  but take a closer look.  They are both brunettes.  Even without the wig June is a verifiable brown tabby (with white).  Then OK I enhanced June's eyelashes, but they only serve to accentuate her large greenish eyes.

Mila and June both have short, cute little noses.  The cleft in June's nose echoes the medial cleft on Mila's uppurr lip.  And last but not least, they both have pouty mouths.  June manages to achieve this without actual lips.  Now that's quite a feat!   And speaking about feet of the feline variety you may find this video both aMEWSing and relaxing.  Q THE MEWSIC!

https://youtu.be/Y0p_BasJLKE