Saturday, July 30, 2022
Wednesday, July 27, 2022
Tuesday, July 26, 2022
Dani's comedy today is all about the psychological problems of cats. We are listing them, the cats that is, in the order of appearance.
Fur instance, Dani just doesn't believe in herself. If her CONfidence was higher she just would have talked herself outta there and taken the gold with her!
In Dani's second script she seems much more feisty, but what is she actually gonna do about it -- fall to pizzas?
Then along comes sweet June of Zoolatry who is so tightly wound up it's unbelievable. She really needs to learn how to handle her stress. And June's second insight into herself reveals even more disturbing anomilies. Methinks this one is going to require more than just a clinic!
The last three interventions from Brian's Home reveal the strange interactions within the home. There's Simon who is doing his Dad's every bidding, all in his bid for a treat. But we don't know what Simon has to say.
Seal badly wants approval, but after doing what's she's told, she gets anything but. However, to be fair, I don't think Seal totally understood what she was asked to do in the first place -- there is clearly some CATmunication issues.
And finally, Brian reveals his quirky nature which requires pawsitive attention for very odd behaviour.
May I sum up, in the words of Austin Powers: "OH BEHAVE!!!"
The doctor is in now ...
Where's the hops when you really need 'em? See below.
Monday, July 25, 2022
Here is Domino, my angel-kitty, in April 2012. She is wearing her favourite dress, and is posing like the pro she was, on the deck bench in the back yard.
Sunday, July 24, 2022
This is Dani's first Sunday Selfie, and we wanted to make sure it didn't suck.
Saturday, July 23, 2022
Today Dani is posing in her version of a Classic painting. With her penchant for dressing up, I knew she would love it.
"Girl with a Pearl Earring", by Dutch painter
Friday, July 22, 2022
Today Dani decided to incorporate her penchant for fashion into her comedy post. She, of course, has invited friends and a couple of angels to join her in this endeavour.
Dani is first up, as always, this time closely followed by her Angel-Sisfur Domino who was the original fashionista. Then comes baby June x Two, and her Angel-Sisfur Zoey. June is the current MEWS of Zoolatry and Zoey, the alumna.
Of course there must be a representative of Brian's Home today, and the only one who wanted to get dressed up was Seal. Go figure!
And last but not least is my anonymous friend's girl kitty, Freiya -- better known as Super Freiya!
Hope you enjoy the madness and all of the hat picks (and pics).
Follow where the sign points, below:
Must be due to Global SWARMING!
Well, that's one way to give tit for tat -- tit for puddy tat, dat is!
Wednesday, July 20, 2022
If you're here you probably took a STAB at this as Dani requested. Now Dani wants to witness the outcome of the stabbing.
That's a rather POINTED question!
WHAT IS BRIAN DOING?
Brian is sitting on his kitchen counter looking at you, looking at him. In other words, it's "COUNTERSURVEILLANCE" Brian-style! He's even going inCATnito with the veil, and he has his trusty sword and shield in case defensive action is required. And, of course, there's always the army of ants to back him up if needed.
Brian's vigilance will surely keep his counter safe from unwanted introoders. All we can say is ...
Tuesday, July 19, 2022
This is a repost of a word puzzle that I made up way back in February, 2013 for my Wendy's LOLSpot blog. Unfortunately not everyone can access the old blog, but see below where I cut-and-pasted it.
Brian of Brian's Home stars in this beMEWSment. Here is Dani to tell you what to do.
The question is "What is Brian doing?" I have broken up the one-word answer into four parts. The first part relates to what is pictured for number "1", the second part to number "2", etc. The spelling will relate to what is pictured. You can then sound it out to get the complete word. If you're game for it, just leave your answer in the Comments for this post. I'll reveal the answer in the post which follows tomorrow.
Monday, July 18, 2022
Dani welcomes back her Angel-Sisfur Domino in the second of a series we are calling 'Domino Wore It First".
Dani never met Domino in the fur, so to speak, but she knows all about her Supurr Model status, and tries to measure up. Of course, now Dani is twenty plus pounds, so she has outstripped Domino in size, but at the time Dani's picture was taken in this outfit, she was probably only around six pounds -- just like Domino!
Here is the gorgeous Domino in what I call "The Flappurr Dress". It is very reminiscent of a style from the Roaring Twenties (1920s). Domino was the consummate model and loved to show off her PURRowess.
This is Dani in the very same dress many years later. She was fortunate that Domino left her such a legacy.
"I got summa my own." says Dani.
Your own what? asks I.
"My own LEGESS, SEE! I gots 4 a' dem."
Yes, you certainly have legs. It's your brain I'm worried about.
To be fair, Dani did her Flapurr best, but she lacks Domino's finesse.
"I begs ta diffur" says Dani. "I IS FINESSED -- SEE!!!
Saturday, July 16, 2022
Most of these effects were done on FOTOSRUS. However, first I layered the original photo of Dani using a different app called Photoscape. I added the hat scarf and purse with it, and then found a fan of peacock feathers as an additional layer, and the last layer was the peacock-coloured curtain for the backdrop.
Then in Fotosrus, I found a complementary background and added my original picture on top of it. Finally I used their Light Pen to highlight here and there.
For a change of pace, I used Snapseed filters to create six different effects from the same picture, and then went back to Fotosrus Collage to select different frames for the collection.
Friday, July 15, 2022
Dani's comedy cut-ups each have a distinctive catcall, and most of them live kittycorner to one another. Yes, the world is indeed a small place, or more likely they've changed the criteria for juxtaPAWSition!
Dani is starting off with an oldie, but goodie, which isn't anywhere near her current habitat. She's in Paris and refuses to engage in sightseeing. Dani's second joke isn't really a joke. It's more something she believes in deeply. Deep pockets, that is.
Next up is June of Zoolatry, who likes to cut to the chase. Then we've got each of the three cats from Brian's Home; Seal, Brian, and Simon. We enlarged the meme of Seal so you could look into her eye.
And last of all there is Sox, who is Dani's nephew, and used to appear on this blog regularly before he went back home.
So let's get on with the show ...
Nobody likes when the yolk is on them!
|The BUMpurr sticker!|