DANI IS THE MAID IN THE SHADE

 Dani definitely does NOT subscribe to that old saying "You snooze, you lose!"  In her case, she has turned it into a money-making PROP-POSITION.  She IS the PROP as she takes up the best POSITION for daytime slumbering.  She is the ideal candidate for demonstrating the effiCATcy of her own collection of head-toppurs.

Dani's hats are fabulously fashionable and provide plenty of shade, even for Plus Size Pussycats.  They were 'Made in the Shade' to keep their clients comfy in both the heat and the glare of the sun.  No need for sleep masks either because these hats are brimming over with sunblockers right at eye-level.

However, we must emphasize that these hats are only recommended for use during daylight hours, as once the sun goes down they are bound to further inhibit your ability to navigate at 'see-level'.

Here is Dani's fledgling fashion foray into her new collection of Spring Hats which she has dubbed 'Shady Characters'.

It's gonna be a tough act to follow herself, but we're sure Dani is up to it with all the wake-up alerts she has preset in her bedroom.

So which hat is your fafurite of all the Shady Characters (A, B, C, D, E, F or Z)?  Dani would appreciate your feedback as she is ramping up for the creation of next year's collection of chapeaux.  Merci beaucoup!

This is Dani Lampooning herself.

She is the shadiest of them all, don't you think?

WORDLESS WEDNESDAY WITH DANI: REFLECTIONS ON SPRING

DANI & FRIENDS: BACK FOR A NEW START

Dani's glad to be back; back in time, that is.  In the first one she has purrverted an old Timex commercial, and in the next she travels back to her days as a kitten, when looking young wasn't an issue, although it seems there are ways to take it to another level.  I guess we'd call that 'Younger Hunger'.

Other than that, Dani is busy presenting new images of her cohorts.  For instance, June of Zoolatry has no compassion for her hobbled Mom; she'd rather put in an order for boots of her own.  And then she goes wild, preparing to attack any and all who would try to stop her.

Macy and Kiki of Brian's Home are each doing their utmost to remain the center of attention.  Here's a tip from them.  Have a poo right where you're standing, and you'll be the Scenter of Attention in no time!

Next up is Mudpie of https://www.mochasmysteriesmeows.com/ who gives a great tip for hoarding; Katie Isabella of Katie Isabella who gets a bit more purrsonal than you might like; and Ernie of Island Cats who Erned 5 out of 5*s on Rotten Tomatoes!

So, we hope that's enough for you today.  Having only recently regained my sense of humour, it's like starting all over again. 

And we're on ...

APAWlogies to Timex

And here's Dani STOMPING OFF telling you, you can go now!

WORDLESS WEDNESDAY WITH DANI: OUT OF THE BLUE

 

SPRINGING FORWARD TO THE PAST WITH DANI

 Sometimes before you go forward, it's good to take a step back.  So in honour of Spring, we present you, once again, with some Oldies.

Here's Dani to start things off.  She's sorry if she's somewhat rePETitive ...

Oh, yoo kin PET me ovah an' ovah again! says she.

Purrhaps he's from Lapland?

And on that note, let's all take a nap -- as long as it's not a dirt nap.  We'll save that one for later ...

MUCH LATER!

Owlaylooya, it's Spring!

ALMOST WORDLESS WEDNESDAY WITH DANI: FELINE SHEEPISH

 

DANI DUG UP SOME OLDIES

 Here's your hostess, Dani.  She is gonna open up this gig for better or worse.  These jokes were all created in the Days of Cheezburger, long before she was born, so she doesn't know any of the comics.  Some of you may recognize a furry beast here or there, but it really tortures Dani that she's in the dark, so to speak.

So to start things off we lit the BBQ, and let 'er rip!

"Cheez!" said Dani when her picture was taken.

In Memory of The Cat Blogosphere's Paula Gregg, 

here's her Truffle and Brulee.

 

"Anybuddy fur a game a' Bridge?

I bids 7 Hearts."