Friday, November 20, 2020

DANI DIGS IT

 Every cat feels the need to bury their dePAWSits, but in some cases it may be problematic.


"Dis calls fur sum dirty dancin'!"




Tuesday, November 17, 2020

DANI: OUT AND IN

Last year at this time we had snow.  This year there is still lots of sunlight, at least on the days where it's not raining.

Dani is soaking it all in because she knows that soon she might not want to go out at all.  She's definitely not a fan of the white stuff!

Dani's mind turns to all the indoor fun she can have.
And like anyone else during this pandemic, sometimes you have to think pretty hard about it.

"Heer dey is in no pawticulah ordah" says she.

Curlin' up wif a good book

Playin' dress-up wif yoor pets

Playin' peek-a-boo an' scarin' da crap outta yoor Mama an' Dada

Gettin' yoor makeup done

Gettin' a head massage

Posin' fur a paintin'

Relaxin' on yoor pawrents' bed

An' den sleepin' inna box

Haffin' a reel showah fur a change

Readin' a magazeen on how ta keep in shape
(but not doin' any of da exercisin')

Gettin' a taste of diffurent cultchas

Whappin' a toy mousie

"Now de only fing I hasn't showed yoo is wen I'm eatin'.  I dont like bein' watched -- itz verreh purrsonal an' saykrid ta me."


"OVAH AN' OUT!
(Even doe I'm IN)"





Friday, November 13, 2020

DANI AND HER MAGIC BEANS

Dani's out front wearing a beanie which advertises her favourite bean brand and savouring her meal of prefurence.  Talk about your multi-tasking!

One thing's fur sure -- with her PURRSonality and chutzPAW, Dani will never be a has-BEAN.


"Wot a gas!!!"




Friday, November 6, 2020

DANI: TONE DEAF

Dani, like lots of other kids, prefurs not to hear what their parents have to say.  

Dani is using her catnip toy mice as ear plugs.  Good thing Mom bought the 3-pack!


"Toy mousies kin dubble as ear cleanahs.
Dey gets out lotsa wax an' dey won't get stuck in dere.
Qtips begone!"



"But next time I'm gonna use headphones.  
Dey cant be beat." 

And unlike Dani's Dada they come in neutral tones that make for easy listening!