WORDLESS WEDNESDAY WITH DANI: TALK IS CHEEP!

 

DANI DOES DENIM AND BLING

 Dani's all spiffed up in her newest blue denim and pink-tiered muslin dress.  She's coined a term for this genre of fashion which she calls "Casual Chic" (everyday-wear fancied up).

For instance the back bodice of the dress is embellished with a bow encircled with pearls, and she is wearing a double-stranded pink pearl necklace around her neck.

Dani's cowgirl hat is something special, too, as it ties in with the blue and pink from the rest of the outfit.  It's a regular work of art!  

And, of course, any ensemble wouldn't be complete without a handbag of some sort.  In this case, Dani has chosen a denim tote complete with jean-patch pocket and decorated with pink and blue flowers. 

Here is a shot of the back of the dress so you can more clearly see its design.

Giddyup girl!

After that, not only did Dani NOT giddy up, but the morning's photo shoot had tired her out so much, she had a nap.

And this is what happened when she woke up!

Dani just couldn't believe what she saw.

"Is dis sum kinda nitemare?"  she asked.

"Who put dis mangy ol' cowboy hat on toppa me?  

Dis is absolootly da last straw!"

Please forgive Dani for her outburst but there are certain things that utterly offend her sense of style, and this was one of them.

"I'll show ya my kinda thing.  It even hassa liddle bling." 

Yes, Dani's hat has a tiara front, first and foremost.  We don't call her PURRincess fur nothing!

And coming soon is this:

"Why is my dream come troo

Now I kin reely flash yoo, too!"

DANI'S COMEDY: PARTY POOPER!

 Dani's doing her comedy gig in the garden today. 

And to her SHEAR delight, this is what happened ...

"I mus' say dat wuz PLUM satisfyin'!" beams Dani.

LET'S PARTAY!!!

WORDLESS WEDNESDAY WITH DANI: FALL REFLECTIONS

 

FOR DANI, IT'S A TIE!!!

 

Just kidding!

Last week we asked our viewers to choose a purrse for Dani.  It was a tie!  So, Dani was more than pleased to get two new purrses instead of just one.  Thank you to everyone who responded.

So here is the reveal ...

"I is sooooooooooooooo happeh!" exults Dani.  "Bof of my noo purrses is bootifull an' dey'll go wif lotsa my uddah outfits, too."

And Dani has asked some friends to join her to share in her joy.  Dani is animal-friendly, of course, and likes to demonstrate her creature-caring by wearing clothes that represent them.  Remember that Dani only wears faux so no animals were harmed in the making of her wardrobe.

Talk about your feathered friends!

Well spotted!

Tiger beat!

"Dat's all folks"

DANI: THIS TIME IT'S PURRSONAL!

Dani's dressed up with a view to fall which isn't far off calendar-wise or temperature-wise.  She's chosen an animal-themed coat, hat and necklace to wear today.  The pheasant hat and animal print coat are faux, of course, because Dani is nothing if not woke.  The necklace is quite unique in gold and silver and features a tiger's face peeking out of the pendant.

However, Dani just couldn't make a definitive choice about a complementary purrse.  This is quite unusual for her as she is a feline with distinctive tastes when it comes to fashion.  She likes them all so it's quite a conundrum.

"So I wonts ta ask yoo all out dere if you would help me pick one of dese purrses. Which one do yoo fink goes best wif my outfit?" asks Dani.

#1:  LIGHT TAN LEATHER WITH GEOMETRIC ACCENTS

If you need somewhere to "hide" things.

#2:  DARK TAN LEATHER TOTE WITH STUDS

If you want to attract a stud muffin.

#3: BROWN SNAKESKIN WITH GOLD TRIM 

If you want to be a snake-handler.

#4:  TAUPE LEATHER TOTE WITH ORIENTAL FLAIR

If you are totally tote-oriented.

#5:  RUST LEATHER MUNCHKEN BAG

If you need a place to keep your munchies.

Dani says:  "I'll publish a pichur of me wif da purrse dat gets da most votes.  So jus' takes a minit to let me noes wot yoo fink.  Fanks yoo a lot."

And if you think it was difficult to choose from the first five purrses, just take a gander at this:

This time it's purrsonal!

WORDLESS WEDNESDAY WITH DANI: DREAM WEAVER

 

DANI'S COMEDY: BRANDED!

Dani even designed her comedy set this week.  In fact as well as all of her other accomplishments, she wants to turn a PAW to developing her own brand.

"I'd be lion to ya if I didn't say I likes ta be in control of my image." says Dani.

And to that end, Dani has come up with her own icon for eyewear which I guess  --

yes, makes her truly EYE-conic!

Sometimes dreams do come true ...

WORDLESS WEDNESDAY WITH DANI: WOOD-BE DECORATOR

DANI'S COMEDY: SHE'S HIT HER CELL-BY DATE

 In her comedy, Dani realizes that sometimes the joke is really a misunderstanding.  Sort of like the old "Who's on first" classic.

"Yup, I'm Miss Undahstandin' all right!"

I hope Dani's new collar ID will get callers to call her.  Let's hope they're someone she actually wants to hear from, though.  

You just never know ...

 

  

WORDLESS WEDNESDAY WITH DANI: IT'S GREEK TO ME!

 

DANI GETS ALL FLOWERY

 Dani's focusing all of her flower power while she can.  Even though it's still summer on the calendar, autumn is nigh and all of those magnificent colours will disappear to be replaced by red and gold leaves (which have their own appeal).

"I like sumfin about efurry seeson."  says Dani.

"But yoo hasta 'bee' aware dat beauty is fleetin' an' pay attenshun wen da time is rite."

Power is Purrception after all.