ALMOST WORDLESS WEDNESDAY WITH DANI: FELINE SHEEPISH

 

DANI DUG UP SOME OLDIES

 Here's your hostess, Dani.  She is gonna open up this gig for better or worse.  These jokes were all created in the Days of Cheezburger, long before she was born, so she doesn't know any of the comics.  Some of you may recognize a furry beast here or there, but it really tortures Dani that she's in the dark, so to speak.

So to start things off we lit the BBQ, and let 'er rip!

"Cheez!" said Dani when her picture was taken.

In Memory of The Cat Blogosphere's Paula Gregg, 

here's her Truffle and Brulee.

 

"Anybuddy fur a game a' Bridge?

I bids 7 Hearts."

DANI'S TRILINGUAL TRIANGLE OF LOVE

 One thing Dada always tells Dani is to "Tri, tri again."

Hello again, my friends. English

Witnam ponownie, moje przyjaciele.  Polish

Rebonjour mes amis.  French

My Mama is English Canadian.

Moj tata jest polski kanadyjczyk. (My Dada is Polish Canadian.)

Et je suis canadienne francaise. (And I am French Canadian.)

Love you❣️English

Kocham was❣️Polish

Je vous aime ❣️French

DANI:  I TRI-ED AND IT'S TRUE.

IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY AND DANI'S HOTTER THAN EVER!

"Man oh man, it's manna from Heaven!" says Dada.

"Be still my heart." 💝

CATURDAY ART WITH DANI: AFTERGLOW

Original

 

Pixala plus Fotorus Light Pen

Fotorus Portrait, plus Fantasy Frame

Distressed FX Charm

"Next I'm goin' GLOWBALL!"

WORDLESS WEDNESDAY WITH DANI: FEATURING FEBRUARY

 

LACOCOON DANI TURNS SIX!

And here's your birthday PRESENT!

Ta Da!  Even better, it's Ta DaDa!!!!!!

PRESENT AND ACCOUNTED FOR

Dada was tied up in the hospital, but now he's loose!  Dani is looking at him sideways and asks "So, wot did yoo bring me?" asks Dani.

"I am your present.  I thought you would be happy to see me after so long." replies Dada.

"I fawt yoo wuz hidin' sumfin in yoor pockit." says she.

"I would never get you something that was pocket-sized, Dani.  You need something truly coon-sized."

"WOT A BLAST!" says Dani as the cold Arctic air sweeps in.

But the warm coonskin cap that Dada gave her, along with the raccoon mask, keep her from freezing.  Dada couldn't have chosen a better gift after all!

APAWS, APAWS!!!

WORDLESS WEDNESDAY WITH DANI: WELL SPOTTED!

 

WORDLESS WEDNESDAY WITH DANI AND DADA

DANI AND THE MONDAY BLUES (AND PINKS)

 Dani is very changeable.  One minute she has the blues, and the next she's in the pink.

"Blue-min Hell -- itz cold out heer!"

I thought Maine Coons had blue blood running in their veins.  Maybe Dani's just got the dilute version.

"Wotchu wont, Bub?  Yoo may be da boy, but I'm da wun wif da balls!"

That should send a chill up and down Bub's spine.

"I'm all dat an' a bag o' chips!"

PAINT CHIPS, THAT IS.

Pee Ess:  Daddy's in the hospital and we're having a hard time, so please excuse us if we don't make the rounds.

WORDLESS WEDNESDAY WITH DANI: SNOW JOB