Dani's always been afeared of spiders. She is quite alarmed at the mere sight of one.
Friday, June 11, 2021
Wednesday, June 9, 2021
Tuesday, June 8, 2021
Needless to say (but I'll say it anyway), Dani is quite the character.
Monday, June 7, 2021
Dani opines on the month of June.
"I'm kinda on da fence about June" says Dani.
And why would that be, Dani? (In other words 'What Now?")
"Well, I absolootly LOVES all da flowahs, but ...
(Here it comes...)
Friday, June 4, 2021
I always thought Dani’s PURRfume was ethereal, but right now she’s not purring and her fumes are quite dire — no doubt fuelled by her ire and her infernal (as well as internal) volatility. And come to think of it ether doesn’t smell too nice either.
In other words the brain has a direct effect on the stomach and intestines. They even have something called a Gut Intelligence Test now! Sounds offal to me and my reaction is purely visceral, but maybe Dani would have the guts to take it.
Editor's Note 1: Offal is basically organ meats, so don't tell us meat-eaters we're not into ORGANic!
“I’m off ta visit my Auntie Anxiety. She always has sum good advice speshully wen it comes ta yoor innards.” says Dani very hopefully.
Wednesday, June 2, 2021
Tuesday, June 1, 2021
Dada's looking worse for the wear. Purrhaps that's because Dani can be rather wearing.
Cats is not in da leashed bit shy ta let yoo noes wot's on dere minds an' we has a claws in our contrackt ta guarantee it. See lion fur de tails.
UNLESS da collah looks like mine acourse, wif a crown thrown in fur gud meshur, as befits my royal status.
“Yoo may now commence ta lionize me.
Flattery will gets yoo efurrywhere.”
"I declares for all to hear
Right here in this Cat Blogosphere
I have reached the end of my tether
And that shall be from now 'til forever"
Dani, it was brave of you to broach the subject.