Tuesday, December 29, 2020

DANI DISCOMBOBULATED

 Dani has lots to think about before the New Year.

"Ya, like:
Wot dress I'm gonna wear
Wot kinda Noo Year hat ta pick
How ta snag a boyfrend
All my Noo Year's resolushuns
Wot a crappy year wuz 2020
An' how ta make it bettah in 2021
(Dat's da reely hard wun!)"

Well, methinks we best leave you alone to PAWnder.


"Finkin' is such hard work, speshully
wen da whole world needs fixin'"

Dani is:
FELINE DISCOMBOBULATED












Friday, December 25, 2020

O CHRISTMAS TREE THY NAME IS DANI

 Today Dani has a new identity.


You guessed it  She's all dressed up as a Christmas Tree!



STAY SAFE AND HAVE THE
 BEST CHRISTMAS PAWSIBLE

"Yahoo!!!"




Monday, December 21, 2020

DANI: AN UPBEAT CHRISTMAS STORY

This is Dani a couple of Christmases ago.  She was mesmerized by the mousie attached to the mistletoe above.

"Yes, my eyes wuz on da PURRize!!!"

But to my surPURRize Dani didn't try to eat the mouse, she only wanted to give it a kiss!

"C'mon down mousie" coaxed Dani.
"I doan wanna eat ya."

"I jus' wanna greet ya!"


Hat's off to Dani for demonstrating the true Christmas spirit.
 Not to mention the mouse who did his part in breaking down inter-species barriers.


In fact things went so well that they even had a sleepover on Christmas Eve!

  The mouse (whose name is Manfred, by the way) made sweet MEWSic until dawn.


And Dani kept beat!







Friday, December 18, 2020

DANI'S ON SANTA STANDBY

Thankfully Dani is just a bystander on this one.

Leave it to good old Comet to take care of Santa's dirty work!



Methinks Santa's the real badass.


"Santa, sometimes you can be a humongous drag!" says Comet.

"Yeah, but it sure beats toilet paper" says Santa.



Fa la la la la
La la la la!






Tuesday, December 15, 2020

DANI IS MS. CLAWS

 Dani has a lot to think about before Christmas.

"I prefurs ta fink of it as Chrismouse -- rite, Chris?"


"Rite on, Ms. Claws!" says Chris.

"Yoo kin call me Dani." says Dani.

Clearly Dani and Chris don’t know rite from wrong.






Friday, December 11, 2020

DANI: AN ODD NOD TO BOB

Dani is hardpressed to hear what her Daddy said.  Purrhaps Daddy felt hardpressed with Dani on his lap and that was the cause of this whole fiasco to begin with.




Never underestimate the power of Wind!
 



SOCK IT TO 'EM!








Tuesday, December 8, 2020

DANI AND HER MEWS!

  Dani's warming up for Christmas but hasn't quite gotten into the mood yet.

She's wearing a new faux-fur hat in dark brown and it keeps her ears nice and warm.  She thinks this squirrel is kinda nuts, though.

"Good fing itz a pandemick an' I hasta keep my distance." 
says she.


But in the spirit of the season, and a sense of accord (or accordian at least), both Dani and the squirrel were able to bond over their MEWtual love of MEWsic!










Tuesday, December 1, 2020

DANI HAS A BALL!

We have crossed over into winter even though the calendar doesn't agree.  Dani's not a purrticular fan of snow, but as long as it's not too cold, she can get used to it. 

"Speshully if Mama puts my sweatah on!" says she.

I'm sure that sweater keeps in all the heat that she generates with her imPETuous PURRsonality.



Winter is only going to 'snowball' from hereon in, so best Dani becomes acclimatized now.


"Sheesh!" says Dani.  "No way, no how!"

YES --WAY!




Friday, November 20, 2020

DANI DIGS IT

 Every cat feels the need to bury their dePAWSits, but in some cases it may be problematic.


"Dis calls fur sum dirty dancin'!"




Tuesday, November 17, 2020

DANI: OUT AND IN

Last year at this time we had snow.  This year there is still lots of sunlight, at least on the days where it's not raining.

Dani is soaking it all in because she knows that soon she might not want to go out at all.  She's definitely not a fan of the white stuff!

Dani's mind turns to all the indoor fun she can have.
And like anyone else during this pandemic, sometimes you have to think pretty hard about it.

"Heer dey is in no pawticulah ordah" says she.

Curlin' up wif a good book

Playin' dress-up wif yoor pets

Playin' peek-a-boo an' scarin' da crap outta yoor Mama an' Dada

Gettin' yoor makeup done

Gettin' a head massage

Posin' fur a paintin'

Relaxin' on yoor pawrents' bed

An' den sleepin' inna box

Haffin' a reel showah fur a change

Readin' a magazeen on how ta keep in shape
(but not doin' any of da exercisin')

Gettin' a taste of diffurent cultchas

Whappin' a toy mousie

"Now de only fing I hasn't showed yoo is wen I'm eatin'.  I dont like bein' watched -- itz verreh purrsonal an' saykrid ta me."


"OVAH AN' OUT!
(Even doe I'm IN)"