DANI'S COMEDY: PUT THROUGH THE RINGER

 Dani used to admire penguins until she found out they had one questionable quirk.

"Now I wonts ta sell my penguin hat an' mitts so I marked dem down." says she.  "But dose cheap birds wont pay fur dem anyway, dat's fur sure!"

"Who cares?" asks Pen Gwinn.

"I can skate rings around you anytime, you numbnut!

And my rings are PURRiceless."

Dani considers her comeback carefully before replying:

"Anywun up fur a game a' Ringtoss?

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a toss!"

WORDLESS WEDNESDAY WITH DANI: EARY ISN'T IT?

 

DANI'S COMEDY: HEADING IN A NEW DIRECTION

 Dani's always looking for ways to get ahead.

"Wot a HEADY experience!!!" says she, all excited.

Hey, being a real PILL isn't such a bad thing after all.

And it makes you PURRactically indispensable!

WORDLESS WEDNESDAY WITH DANI: WIND POWER

 

DANI IS GOAL-ORIENTED

 Dani's outside in the freezing temPURRatures ...

... and she has but ONE goal.

Normally, in Canada one goal isn't nearly enough.

Because hockey is our national sport.

However, Dani is looking forward to the endgame, which is ....

... to get back inside where it's nice and warm.

As it should be.

DANI'S COMEDY SHOOT

Dani's a little grumpy because she doesn't like being disrupted when she's focussed so intensely.  Neither would any other photographFUR, methinks.

But then again sometimes those close-ups can get a little

 TOO close -- especially in such close quarters!

Not to worry, Dani, he'll be gone in a FLASH!

WORDLESS WEDNESDAY WITH DANI: SCOTT FREE

 

DANI THE BRAVE

 Dani was having a little lap time on my friend Renate.  

"Doin' laps is good fur yoo" says she.

"So even doe I'm trapped, I kin see da benefit."

"Howevah, wen dey starts gettin' a liddle too close fur comfurt, I has had enuff.  Lemme go yoo WHOOligan!!!"

Dani doesn't really remember WHO Renate is -- that's why she calls her a WHOOligan.

Dani breaks free, runs up the nearest tree and gnaws on a branch.

"TREEDOM!!!" she yells.

After all she has endured, Dani has certainly earned the right to be called:

DANI: THE CASE FOR PILLOWS

Dani's got a case and she's ready to make it.

"Pillows is good fur lotsa fings" says she.

"Fur instance dis one is a body pillow an' its comfy fur lyin' down or even sleepin'"

"If yoo wonts ta get a liddle exercise, dis pillow duz da trick.

I calls dis wun my stompin' pillow."

"Summa dem is even call'd THROW pillows so yoo

kin has sum fun by frowin' dem ...

... but jus' make shur dere's sumwun dere ta CATch it!"

"Yoo kin also has yoor face put on a pillow so's peeple won't

furget who yoo are."

It's certainly something to remember.

So what do you think -- has Dani made her case for pillows?

WORDLESS WEDNESDAY WITH DANI: LEOPARD PRINTS IN THE SNOW

 

DANI'S COMEDY: HERE'S THE KICKER!

Dani likes to kick-start her day with a kick-off.

"Dada says he gets a reel kick outta me so I noes dat he wuvs me."  says Dani.

"Sumtimes he kicks up a stink, butt dat's only if ...

... I hits his fart-button first."