Tuesday, June 1, 2021

DANI: IT'S THE LEASHED YOU COULD DO

Dada's looking worse for the wear.  Purrhaps that's because Dani can be rather wearing.

If that was the path of leashed resistance, I'd hate to see the path of unleashed resistance!  Sometimes Dani has a real cattitude which befuzzles Dada to bits.  

I always tell him "she's just a cat being a cat".  They don't take to our rules because they have their own which WE have to follow. Get it? 


Dani has something to say about all this:

 Cats is NOT da leashed among yoo -- our ancesstahs is 
Kings o' da Jungul.

Cats is not in da leashed bit shy ta let yoo noes wot's on dere minds an' we has a claws in our contrackt ta guarantee it.  See lion fur de tails.

 

Dis novice started frum scratch and dat's jus' frum a 'meek' liddle poosycat nevah mind a walk on da wild side.

Last but not leashed, cats duzn't like leashes or collahs fur dat mattah.  If yoo choose ta yoose one yoo best bee cawshus.


UNLESS da collah looks like mine acourse, wif a crown thrown in fur gud meshur, as befits my royal status.

“Yoo may now commence ta lionize me. 

 Flattery will gets yoo efurrywhere.”

"I declares for all to hear 

Right here in this Cat Blogosphere

 I have reached the end of my tether

And that shall be from now 'til forever"


Dani, it was brave of you to broach the subject.

Howlaylooya!


 
 

4 comments:

Sandee said...

Cats do what cats want to do and nothing else. Humans should know this by now.

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da tabbies o trout towne said...

dani please don't be too harsh on dada since he renews the charge card when it expires !!

hugs from dai$y =^..*= ♥♥

Brian's Home Blog said...

That's some claw work Dani, yikes!

Timmy Tomcat said...

Dani we suggest a Kitty Holster. They come in X Large and if needed they will work to make one to fit. Rumpy had his and then Dad could not walk so that was out but they are unescapable!