DANI: IT'S THE LEASHED YOU COULD DO

Dada's looking worse for the wear.  Purrhaps that's because Dani can be rather wearing.

If that was the path of leashed resistance, I'd hate to see the path of unleashed resistance!  Sometimes Dani has a real cattitude which befuzzles Dada to bits.  

I always tell him "she's just a cat being a cat".  They don't take to our rules because they have their own which WE have to follow. Get it? 

Dani has something to say about all this:

 Cats is NOT da leashed among yoo -- our ancesstahs is 

Kings o' da Jungul.

Cats is not in da leashed bit shy ta let yoo noes wot's on dere minds an' we has a claws in our contrackt ta guarantee it.  See lion fur de tails.

 

Dis novice started frum scratch and dat's jus' frum a 'meek' liddle poosycat nevah mind a walk on da wild side.

Last but not leashed, cats duzn't like leashes or collahs fur dat mattah.  If yoo choose ta yoose one yoo best bee cawshus.

UNLESS da collah looks like mine acourse, wif a crown thrown in fur gud meshur, as befits my royal status.

“Yoo may now commence ta lionize me. 

 Flattery will gets yoo efurrywhere.”

"I declares for all to hear 

Right here in this Cat Blogosphere

 I have reached the end of my tether

And that shall be from now 'til forever"

Dani, it was brave of you to broach the subject.

Howlaylooya!