DANI INTENSIFIED!

 I always thought Dani’s PURRfume was ethereal, but right now she’s not purring and her fumes are quite dire — no doubt fuelled by her ire and her infernal (as well as internal) volatility.  And come to think of it ether doesn’t smell too nice either.

Purrhaps there’s even cause and effect going on here.  Ever heard of the gut-brain connection?

In other words the brain has a direct effect on the stomach and intestines.  They even have something called a Gut Intelligence Test now!  Sounds offal to me and my reaction is purely visceral, but maybe Dani would have the guts to take it.

Editor's Note 1:  Offal is basically organ meats, so don't tell us meat-eaters we're not into ORGANic! 

“Da only kinda offal I’d be takin’ is in my cat food.” says Dani.  “An’ I’m already gutsy enuff, fank yoo very much.”

“I’m off ta visit my Auntie Anxiety.  She always has sum good advice speshully wen it comes ta yoor innards.” says Dani very hopefully.

“Yup, my GIQ is in da 99th PURRcentile.” says Auntie Anxiety.

Editor’s Note 2:  GIQ = Gut Intelligence Quotient.

Dani pleads with her Auntie:  “Kin yoo help me deal wif my gas pain frum da PASSED, pritty pleas?”

“Sure, no problemo” says Auntie.  “I have some of my very own “Auntie Anxiety” treetmints, and they are completely holistic in nature.”

Dani’s carefree in that hole in a tree

Surrounded by nature and just left to be

Her 'gastrick' problems are now in the passed

‘Cause there’s no further fear of her being gassed

Pee Ess:  Dani's getting something offal after all.  It's part of Auntie Anxiety's holistic treetmint.  Get a load of "Grandma Lucy's Freeze-Dried Liver" treats. 

Editor's Note 3:  It would probably be best if you don't eat any of Grandma's Liver while she's still living 'cause then she couldn't live anymore. Unless, of course ...

... you have a nice bottle of Chianti and ... 

... some Fava Beans!

Then all bets are off.