Dani isn't too happy with her new laptop. Maybe she should take a few laps before she does something she might regret.
"I ain't no lapdog" she says. "If I hassa problem I fixes it myself."
So Dani put a curse on it.
She used to be a witch's familiar but now that they're much better acquainted, Dani's become a full-blown witch herself!
"Thar she blows!!!" exclaims Dani sucking on her pipe.
installed an entire thesaurus of up-to-date swear words.
"Jus' so I doan repeats myself" says Dani by way of clarification.
Well done, Dani!
How 'bout some CUSStard?
Whaddya know, it actually pays to be PURR-CUSSive!!!