Dani's very thankful for her Dada, and takes after him in a lot of ways (especially when he doesn't do what she wants.)
Except Dani's drinking a catnip cocktail and Dada's drinking ale (which is really just the same as beer but somewhat more substantial).
Dani says: "Sum peeples calls it 'da hair of da dog' wen yoo drinks alcohol ta help yoor hangovah.
I jus' can't imagine dat undah any cirkumstances."
"I Shih Tzu not, I wud gag if I had ta eat any dog hair!" she declares.
I kin De-Eye it.
I only gags on dem on da way owt. An' no stray hairs!"
("Pee Ess: Why duz dey call dem hairballs anyway, cuz dey shur doan looks like balls?")
But Dani digresses. She has lots of ideas about what to do with dog hair:
"Be a hair dressah. Yoo kin dress 'em an' den doo dere makeup."
Must be dog hair from Rod Stewart's mutt!
"Yoo kin make souvenirs of Prince Hairy an' sell dem on eBay.
Maybe yoo cud make it a ''Two-Fur'. If yoo buy two, dey kin
DUKE it owt between demselves."
Thankfully, Dani is coming to the end of this flight of fancy. She sure can go a long way off the flight path. We started by talking about Dada's hangover! I guess it was "The Hair of the Dog" that did it.
Dani, you have no FILTER.