Monday, May 24, 2021

DANI: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT

 Dani's rather miffed right now, but I'll let her tell the story.


"Efurryfing wuz jus' fine dis mornin'.  I wuz relaxin' on da front porch an' I jus' didn't see it comin'. My Dada picked me up an' took me back inside da howse." says she.  

LATHER 

" Next fing I noo I wuz in da tub wif soap on my head!!!  I wuz pretty ticked off cuz I keeps MYself verry clean, fank yoo very much.  Wot's dis all abowt?"

FLEA & TICK SHAMPOO


"Mama tole me dis wuz for my own gud an' wud help me get ridda anyfing dat wuz buggin' me. Apparently I'm gonna be even more TICKED off aftah dis."

RINSE 

"At furst I keep'd my eyes closed cuz I didn't want dem ta watah."


"Den I flash'd my sideways stink eye fur da camera."


"Finally, I says ENUFF IS ENUFF an' got outta da tub."

REPEAT


"So I fawtid.  Dey said I shud repeat it, so I fawtid again."  says Dani seemingly quite proudly.

After she shook herself off, Dani had something very deep to say about this whole experience.  She's back on the front porch just air-drying.


"Tub be or not tub be, dat is da question
An' I says please jus’ ‘Let It Be'
Excuse me now, I gotta flea."







5 comments:

Sandee said...

Cats don't care for baths one bit, but it's for your own good. Love this.

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da tabbies o trout towne said...

dani; OH MY COD......this act of....words fail me.....this act upon your self is just uncalled for and bugs me too....shame, SHAME on your dada for putting your through this horrid and unnecessary experience and all I have to say is pay UP not pay back they better be handing you their charge card and see you at the mall in ten. hugs from dai$y =^..*= ♥♥

Brian's Home Blog said...

Oh my, real water and everything?!?!

Karen C. said...

Oh dear - not the dreaded BAFF! Sometimes that happens here, but not often because the only one of us who is okay with it is Fluff. He's the one fleas like the best though. ("okay with it" means does not try to extract blood from humans - that can't be said for the rest of us)
Midnight & Cocoa
Mini & Fluff
Tyler & Marty
Beeb, Beanie & Bella

Timmy Tomcat said...

Well after that very un-fun time we hope you can bug the parents and return the favor