DANI'S COMEDY: MUG SHOT!

Dani’s usually not very happy with me when I want her to pose for a photo shoot.  You can see she’s 

giving me the sideways stink eye.

So to thwart me, and to make her opinion known, she has gone to a lot of trouble to make this outrageous visual statement.

What you are about to see is nothing less than a MUGGING!

“It took months a huggah-muggahry ta pull off dis feet.”  says Dani quite proudly.

Editor’s Note 1:  Hugger-Muggery = Secrecy

Editor’s Note 2:  In this context, feet = feat.  Obviously Dani did not pull off one of her feet (she merely obscured it).

“Aftahwards I wonder’d wot I cud PAWSibly do wif all dese mugs.”

“Dat’s wen I order’d da buttahmilk” says she.  “But da fools at da grossery store switch’d out da regulah buttahmilk fur dat PIDDLIN' one purr cent variety.  Wot cud be grosser dan dat?”

Editor’s Note 3:  No human or animal has taken a wiz in this milk.

“Who makes buttahmilk an’ den cuts down on da buttah?” asks Dani incredulously.

"So I put sum moar buttah on top."

Here's a picture of Dani's pitcher.

Yello!!!

Editor's Note 4:  Yello = Hello

"So I decidid ta pour summa dat buttahmilk into my mug.

My head fitted in dere pretty good." says she ignoring the spillage.

Even Dani's 'mug' on the mug has a taste for it.  The buttermilk, that is. I'm sure you already know that mug means face as well as a handled-drinking cup, but unfortunately for Dani it also means a PURRSon or a Pussycat who is quite GULLible.

Duh!

Then Dani went online and came across a bunch of pictures of kittens in cups.  Here's but one of them:

"Mine is a cup size Dubble “A” says this little cutie-pie.

Editor’s Note 5:   Dubble A = Extra Small

Then the not-so-stupid side of Dani came up with a fabulous idea.

"Why shud kittens be de only wuns who kin fit inside a mug?  I calls dat Size Discriminashun" she says as she sighs.

I wanna has summa dat ackshun, too!"

So, as is her wont, Dani ordered a 'bespoke' mug in the SuPURR Size, and paid homage to Extra-Small Kittens for the insPURRation they provided by having their faces plastered all over it.

Editor's Note 6:   "Bespoke" basically means if you really want something, speak up about it and then ask somebody to make it for you (in exchange for the big bucks).

Why's choice, Dani.

And by the way, thank you -- I actually got a genuine mug shot of you this time!

And finally, to end this spectacle, here is another great internet find which is spurring Dani to use her expurrtise as an influencer in the Cat Blogosphere.  To wit:  "Cats in Mugs Emojis".

Editor's Note 7:   Feel free to make a copy of this from Dani's blog, if you like.  You can also find it online as a free download if you prefer.  Just Google "Cats in Mugs Emojis".

O noes!  I put this kitty to sleep.

If you made it this far, I hope I can’t say the same for you.