Friday, May 7, 2021

DANI'S COMEDY: THE CRUST OF THE MATTER

 Dani's not in a good mood today.

"Ta tell yoo da truf, I duz it all fur da buttah!"

"In fact, I'd like ta make a toast ta buttah."

"Buttahcups is my cuppa tea!"

"I takes buttahfingahs as a PAWSitive 
speshully wen dey're pointed at me."

After all this it may not be surprising that, as a hobby, Dani has recently taken up butter sculpting.
Why did you decide to do this, Dani?

"Buttahball turkeys needs turkey buttah, duh!"

But after all this exultation over butter, 
what about the toast, Dani?

"Wot else duz yoo wont me ta say?
Itz CRUMMY!!!" says she.


POINT TAKEN.





5 comments:

Sandee said...

I love your sense of humor. I smiled all the way through this.

Thank you for joining the Feline Friday Blog Hop.

Have a purrfect Feline Friday and weekend. ♥

Brian said...

The butter makes the day sweet Dani!

Cleo said...

Ha ha ha, this made us laugh! Glad to meet you, and I gotta say- you and my dad are the same way. If he had his way he'd put butter on everything. In fact, many things he's eaten over the years were just vehicles for the good (bad) stuff like butter, mayo, sour cream, and salt. Oh dear Lord, don't let me start on salt! Awesome blog, Dani.

Timmy Tomcat said...

Dani you are a lot of fun and I had the butter off the toast today but Dad was not amused. What is with that cranky guy. He needs to be buttered up MOL

CCL Wendy said...

Good one, Timmy! You picked up where we left off.