Dani's rather miffed right now, but I'll let her tell the story.
"Efurryfing wuz jus' fine dis mornin'. I wuz relaxin' on da front porch an' I jus' didn't see it comin'. My Dada picked me up an' took me back inside da howse." says she.
" Next fing I noo I wuz in da tub wif soap on my head!!! I wuz pretty ticked off cuz I keeps MYself verry clean, fank yoo very much. Wot's dis all abowt?"
FLEA & TICK SHAMPOO
"Mama tole me dis wuz for my own gud an' wud help me get ridda anyfing dat wuz buggin' me. Apparently I'm gonna be even more TICKED off aftah dis."
"At furst I keep'd my eyes closed cuz I didn't want dem ta watah."
"Den I flash'd my sideways stink eye fur da camera."
"Finally, I says ENUFF IS ENUFF an' got outta da tub."
"So I fawtid. Dey said I shud repeat it, so I fawtid again." says Dani seemingly quite proudly.
After she shook herself off, Dani had something very deep to say about this whole experience. She's back on the front porch just air-drying.