Tuesday, February 8, 2022


Dani is all boxed up and ready to go!  And she makes quite the package no matter which side of the box she's facing.  In fact, in some instances, she may even be self-effacing (if she's facing herself).  You know how it is with mirrors and their reflections -- how they spawn an unpretentious -- nay, hyPURRcritical view of oneself.

 With these boxes, you can actually get a glimpse of three of its sides.  The others are under cover of darkness which allows you to dive deeply into that freefall of fantasy that the unfamiliar fosters.  Who knows what's lying in wait around the corners?

First up is 'ye olde' Music Box.  Ironically, Dani feels most free within its confines.  She can vocalize at unheard-of levels (inaudible because they are basically unhearable).  While pussycats can PURRceive her upPURR registers, humans cannot.

This would be a modus oPURRandi 'sans pareil' for secret CATmunications should they ever be necessary.
In the meantime, Dani is having a grand old blast pumping up the volume.

As a panacea for all that unbridled FURvor, Pill Box holds the legal remedies for its rePURRcussions.  The day after the night before is, in all probability, painful.  Oddly enough, Dani may have to take a pill to stop being a pill, if you get where I'm going.

"I takes a lawzinge aftah a lownge act" says Dani. "An' a pill if I bin pilloried fur actin' up!"
Well, it's a good thing you have your own A-PAW-thecary then, says I.  It makes you rather 'indispensable'.

Next up is the Box Spring.  Although it's the 'bottom-line' all year long, Spring seems to be the time that the need for a new one springs to mind.  After a long, hard (and I do mean 'hard') winter, a new, tight box spring will help to unwind all those uptight ligaments and muscles.  A good bed is equal to a good massage.  It reduces the 'tendoncy' to recoil from your box spring at night.

The result is an increasingly buoyant you!  Of course ladies can get the side-benefit of this good ol' buoy, too, due to increased bounce PURR ounce at playtime.

Finally, while it's not recommended that you feed chocolate to any pet (it's anathema to them), Dani finds it can be used to placate your human.   In fact the more you put on a plate, the better their affection.  Pairing confection with affection is a well-established countermeasure to a testy temPURRament.  And when you call your dear one "Hi, Sugar" you are being flat-out transparent because they are indeed high on sugar.

In this Box of Chocolate, Dani is acting merely as the PURRveyor of the stuff of 'cacao' (although 'cacao' is too close to 'caca' for my liking, so let's just call it 'cocoa').  Dani is sleeping under a comfurter of delights.  Chocolate has long been known fur its comfurting effects.  Well, she has PURRceivably been affected, though her brain may have overheated and caused a 'mind-melt' worthy of Mr. Spock!

Who knew boxes, themselves, were so 'facetnating'!  Multi-faceted and multi-PURRpose, they just can't be beat.  Or can they?






Sandee said...

Lots of boxed fun. I'll eat the chocolates for you. It's the least I can do.

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Have a fabulous Happy Tuesday. ♥

pilch92 said...

I like all the box art. You are a pretty model.

da tabbies o trout towne said...

"box spring" ~~~~~ too funny ☺☺☺

dani you look FABulous in each of these sets though I do say the boxspring colors look gorgeous on you and who's not one to like green for cash and that could be your next box post cash box with hugs from dai$y =^..*= ♥♥♥

Brian's Home Blog said...

Those were fun, you're a pro boxer!

Ruby Rose and the Big Little Angels 3 said...

I am always up for a box of chocolate.

ZOOLATRY said...

Although a box of chocolate would serve us well we must also mention that the box spring and what is on top of it is of
utmost impawtence to both June and I ... of course, indulging in too many boxes of chocolates could require a new box spring.