Dani's having a fine time today.
"I always fawt pigs had ta trot down a runway ta take off." says Dani. "Acourse now I noes dat it's wind powah dat reely duz it."
"I jus' hope piggy duzn't get da TROTS once it's airborne."
"Da only fing worse dan a flyin' poo, is a poo wif EYES!"
"Dey efun has fancy goggles so dey kin find yoo at nite.”
Dani says: “Before yoo pooh-poohs de idea, I has wun more suggestion. An' I has filed it undah MISSILE-aneous."
"Dis way dere's no trottin' or wind powah needid fur take-off.
An' yoo gets ware yoor goin' a whole lot fastah!"
Well done, Dani. Here's your reward.
HAMMING IT UP SURE HAS ITS ADVANTAGES
IN THE LONG RUN. TROT ON!
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6 comments:
Oh my word, I don't even know what to say, except I'll take a slice or two of that there ham!
What a wonderful reward. I would never pooh pooh that idea.
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Dani we really got the full MOL and LOL today. You reminded us of Miss Fitz who just found out Dad got her some more Ham. She runs in ready every time the fridge opens. Thankfurry The Great White, our gas maker, is sleeping in his box. You sure are inventive! Dare we ask what the spark of inspiration was for today? MOL
Well then, Miss Fitz and Dani have something in common — they both like to ham it up. I take it Rumpy is the Great White (sorry I misspelled your name the other day, pal). When he is gassed, does he recycle it through his rump, PurrHaps?
As far as my inventiveness I’ve always been this way. I have a train of thought that just keeps on going, sometimes it gets sidetracked and then I have to get even more imaginative to get back on track, if you get my gist. Also I literally think in puns. Can’t help it, it just comes to me. I thought maybe I had gone too far in this one, but it’s not my first or only foray into toilet humour.
Thanks for asking. Keep well. You’re lovely.
Sorry if I shocked you. I find there is an audience for it here. It’s not my first or only foray into toilet humour (what can I say, my heritage is British).
I wanted to say that Cleo has something in common with Dani. I take it that Cleo is a Tortoiseshell. Well Dani is part Tortie, but because she has Tabby in her, too, she’s called a Torbie. I love their colours, both Cleo and Dani.
We always did think that you're a cute stinker sweet Dani!
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