Thursday, January 13, 2022

DANI: IN AND OUT OF THE HOOD

 Dani has found a new PET hate.  Oddly enough it's not hats.  After going on and on about winter wear last week, you'd think that winter hats would be at the top of her "I Hate Hats" list.

But no, Dani has found something much, much worse -- HOODS!  If you're in your own 'hood wearing a hood, nobody is going to recognize you.  However the real problem comes from not being able to see anyone or anything whilst you're in any given 'hood sporting a hood.
   
This is nothing 'new since' hoods have been a 'nuisance' ever since they were invented.

As the last picture in the hat collage will show, most hoods aren't fitted, so the edge of the hood falls directly over your eyes thereby impairing your vision.

Hats, on the other hand (er paw) sit nicely atop the head, allowing for a clear line of sight.  They also come in various colours, styles and textures which allows you to change up your look (which is, after all, of utmost importance, especially if your name is Dani).

"Dere is wun hood dat I like", says she.

Really?  Do tell.


"ROBIN HOOD!" exclaims Dani.
She's a supurr cool bird, an' she's gotta reely HOT HAT.  Hats is supposta keep yoor head warm anyway, but her hat hassa bilt-in heatah.  Sure beats dose drafty ol' hoods any time.  Miss Robin is like a liddle hot watah bottle an' she just luvs ta cuddle.


So the moral of the story is:  
DON'T LET ANYBUDDY HOODWINK YOU
(no matter how cute they are!)

We are thankful for all the hats in the world that keep our heads warm, and all of the birds who do so much for this planet.



2 comments:

Brian's Home Blog said...

You look fabulous in your hats sweet Dani! I don't like the hood thing either.

da tabbies o trout towne said...

oh em cod dani; we iz knot reedin what we think we iz reedin when we see what we iz reedin bout ......
BURD ~~~~~~~

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