DANI'S DADA TAKES A TURN (IN A FUNNY WAY)

 Dani's Dada turns 70 years old today, so we are dedicating a special Comedy post for his birthday featuring (you got it) just Dada and Dani.

His favourite thing in the whole wide world is a good old apple pie from SCRATCH -- which I will make myself with Dani's help, of course.

So we are welcoming Dani's Dada onto our stage.  He asked to have free reign and we both said "Yes".  Silly Dada doesn't know dat rain is always free, so it's a plus for us.

Let's see if Dada and Dani are off to a good start ...

When those back legs get going, all bets are off!

For those not in the NO, just substitute the word COMPLAIN for KVETCH.

KVETCHing is especially impawtant at the VET's office.

Just wait until the tinkle hits the toes.  I wonder if it really makes a tinkling sound.

So Dada is a secret masochist!  Who knew?  A SIDE from Dani, that is.

How can something so simple become so compliCATed?

Let's give Dada a hand, efurryone!  He's gonna need it.

Dani herself may be hard to resist but her level of resistance is far from futile.

Workers over 70 have a right to nap (unless they're a leftist, of course).

Yes, and these kind of cans can just be POPPED, but then you know that, don't you Dani?

At least he shouldn't take up his share of  LEGroom at the "AA" meetings.

Nobody wants to be CRITTER - SIZED unless they first know the size of the critter.

Well, I hate to tell you but it's time for Dada's nap (again).  Even though he won't get his cake and eat it, too, he'll be scarfing down an entire apple pie all on his own.  Let's face it -- he OWNS it!

He doesn't even need to blow out candles!

Question I am always asking Dani:  "WHAT did Dada DO?"

'NUFF SAID