DANI OVER-THE-TOP (OR ANATO-ME OF A CAT DIVA)

 One thing you may not know about Dani is that when she does something, she does it up big.

Now this seems radical enough -- hot pink (and I do mean HOT) polka dot dress and flower-rimmed sunglasses.  Dani is one, as you can see, that prefurs to look at the world, and herself, through rose-coloured glasses.

As if that weren't enough, Dani then demanded jewels to put around her neck.

"Not da fake stuff" says Dani.  "I wont da real fing!"

Kim Kardashian couldn't have said it better herself (she who wore Marilyn Monroe's iconic dress and then stretched it out beyond recognition).

"Duh, I cant go out wifout a purrse ta hold my lipstick, purrfume an' a whole whack a' cash!" exclaims Dani.

I sure hope this flamingo handbag is quirky enough for you.  Are we finished now?

"Is yoo crazy?  I need ta be well-heeled when I go out.  Very-well heeled if yoo gets my drift." says Dani.  "Has yoo evah herd a' Louboutin?

Little did I know that Dani intended to go way over-the-top.  She didn't want heels (or should I say heel) for her feet, she wanted one for a hat!  Imagine that (well, you don't have to, just take a gander, or a flamingo for that matter, above).

"Fur yoor informashun, itz not a hat -- itza FASCINATOR!  Fascinatin' n'est-ce PAW?" replies Dani.

And for the final touches, and touch-ups, here is her purrfume and her lipstick. (Sorry, we're not going to flash the cash cuz that's a big No-No.)

"If a pig kin doo it why NOT a pussycat?" asks Dani quite reasonably.

Smoo-cheese!