DOES DANI'S THEORY REALLY FLY?

 Dani's witnessing a fly-by with a difference. 

Dani says "Dere is lotsa miffs (make that myths) about flies.  Speshully in da Inglish langwage.  An' heer is but a few."

"Fur instance, how duz yoo fly by da seat a yoor pants ...

... wen yoor fly is open?"

"Den dey claims dat time flies."

"An' ta illustrate it dey always puts fake wings onna clock.  Acourse we all noes dat dis is imPAWSible!"

"Da only way dat time kin fly is if REAL flies wear watches.  Duh!"

"An' finally efurrywun says at sum point dat dey'd like ta be a "fly on da wall" (like itz a good fing), but ...

... den dey jus' brings in da SWAT TEAM!"

"PURRSonally, I jus' prefurs ta eat 'em."