Dani’s not shy when it comes to giving compliments. And it’s no peck on the cheek for this guy — Dani’s gone straight for the beak.
"Truf be told" says Dani. "I wuz feelin' a liddle peckish."
Having decided that peacocks weren't palatable, Dani wanted to find out what else they were good for, aside from being themselves, of course. As if being absolutely gorgeous wasn't enough already!
After some investiCATion, this is what she found:
A peacock quill pen for which there is no e-quill.
"I gess it cud be yoosed fur autografs but sumbuddy wud has ta follow me around wif a bottle o' ink. Whaddya fink?"
A feather duster
"Yah but yoo'd hafta pick 'em up ta dust. An' den keep feedin' dem meanwiles. An' fink about all da cock-a-poo dat it wud leeves around da house. Is much worse dan dust."
I see your point.