Tuesday, July 13, 2021


 Dani's witnessing a fly-by with a difference. 

Dani says "Dere is lotsa miffs (make that myths) about flies.  Speshully in da Inglish langwage.  An' heer is but a few."

"Fur instance, how duz yoo fly by da seat a yoor pants ...

... wen yoor fly is open?"

"Den dey claims dat time flies."

"An' ta illustrate it dey always puts fake wings onna clock.  Acourse we all noes dat dis is imPAWSible!"

"Da only way dat time kin fly is if REAL flies wear watches.  Duh!"

"An' finally efurrywun says at sum point dat dey'd like ta be a "fly on da wall" (like itz a good fing), but ...

... den dey jus' brings in da SWAT TEAM!"

"PURRSonally, I jus' prefurs ta eat 'em."


Sandee said...

I'm a proud member of the swat team. You eat them and I swat them. Cute.

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Granny Annie said...

My sister got made at me when I taught my nieces to make fly house out of small boxes and name each fly. LOL

Brian's Home Blog said...

We sure got lots of flies flying about here!

Timmy Tomcat said...

Dani you and our Miss Fitz must be champ fly eaters. Fitz will leap in the air, whap it down and munch. Happy stuff