Friday, July 16, 2021

DANI: THE PATH TO AUTHENTICITY

There is something I would like to address
Something which causes me lotsa distress
And though it happened a long time ago
It was something I couldn't possibly know

My Mama is truly extremely obsessed
With buying me outfits and getting me dressed
When I was a kitten I had no choice
But now that I'm four, I've found my voice

I have not only told her in uncertain terms
To leave me alone or I'll make her eat worms
But now she can't even test out my threat
Due to something that only nature'd beget

I got so big that nothing would fit
And did that bother me?  No, not one little bit
But Mama still needs some therapy
So we'll both be free authentically!










4 comments:

Sandee said...

I never had a kitty that would tolerate dress-up. I never tried but my granddaughter did. She thought better of it very quickly.

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Brian's Home Blog said...

I don't think you can talk her into that sweet Dani!

catladymac said...

Dani you are so beautiful we think your Mama will see your point of view pretty quickly ! Purrs.

Timmy Tomcat said...

Dani just pray she doesn't find the "doggie" sizes. Yikes