DANI: THE PATH TO AUTHENTICITY

There is something I would like to address

Something which causes me lotsa distress

And though it happened a long time ago

It was something I couldn't possibly know

My Mama is truly extremely obsessed

With buying me outfits and getting me dressed

When I was a kitten I had no choice

But now that I'm four, I've found my voice

I have not only told her in uncertain terms

To leave me alone or I'll make her eat worms

But now she can't even test out my threat

Due to something that only nature'd beget

I got so big that nothing would fit

And did that bother me?  No, not one little bit

But Mama still needs some therapy

So we'll both be free authentically!