Thursday, May 30, 2019

DANI ON HOW TO TREAT YOURSELF

Dani is the mistress of self-treatment.  And she likes to treat herself well!  I'll let her tell you how she does it.

 "Step 1: Furst yoo hasta stand up fur yoorself.  Make yoor demands an' doan back down."


"Step 2: Wen da treats is on da table reach out fur wun.  It's impawtant dat yoo takes wun at a time ta reduce da chance a' droppage."


 "Step 3:  Use wun paw ta slide da treat towards yoo. Den grab it in yoor uddah paw." 


"Step 4:  Keep yoor paw curled aroun' da treat so yoo doan drop it, an' quickly put it in yoor mouf.  Yum!"


"Step 5:  An' wen da pile gets too small go to Step 1 an' start again."

Take it from the exPURRt and you'll be treated well in no time.


"Acourse da best treats is da wuns yoo catch yoorself!"





3 comments:

Brian's Home Blog said...

You are very wise and talented sweet Dani!

Catscue Cat Mom said...

Impressive dexterity there Dani, our cats could learn a lot from you beautiful girl!

da tabbies o trout towne said...

my stars girl, make your mom and dad put green papers out like this, and have your handbag ready !!! ☺☺☺

hugs from dai$y =^..*= ♥♥♥