DANI'S COMEDY CLINIC

 Dani's comedy today is all about the psychological problems of cats.  We are listing them, the cats that is, in the order of appearance.

Fur instance, Dani just doesn't believe in herself.   If her CONfidence was higher she just would have talked herself outta there and taken the gold with her!

In Dani's second script she seems much more feisty, but what is she actually gonna do about it -- fall to pizzas?

Then along comes sweet June of Zoolatry who is so tightly wound up it's unbelievable.  She really needs to learn how to handle her stress.  And June's second insight into herself reveals even more disturbing anomilies.  Methinks this one is going to require more than just a clinic!

The last three interventions from Brian's Home reveal the strange interactions within the home.  There's Simon who is doing his Dad's every bidding, all in his bid for a treat.  But we don't know what Simon has to say.

Seal badly wants approval, but after doing what's she's told, she gets anything but.  However, to be fair, I don't think Seal totally understood what she was asked to do in the first place -- there is clearly some CATmunication issues.

And finally, Brian reveals his quirky nature which requires pawsitive attention for very odd behaviour.

May I sum up, in the words of Austin Powers:  "OH BEHAVE!!!"

The doctor is in now ...

Gold darn it!

What else can you expect from a place called CowaBUNGA?

Where's the hops when you really need 'em?  See below.

How to Calm Down a Cat

You ALL need a lesson in compromEYES!

I guess what SIMON SAYS don't mean squat!

Your Mom should dish out some etiCAT lessons.

After you get some ODDiovisuals of yourself, you may want to keep things PURRivate.

Note:  I must give credit to Brian's Dad for this ODDacious idea.