DANI AND HER FAMILIARS BECOME EVEN MORE FAMILIAR

 Even when you've known sumbuddy for a long while, there are still some things you don't know about them.  So Dani has dedicated this comedy post to familiarize herself and her soon-to-be more familiar familiars.

Furst off is Dani herself.  "I finks I noes myself pritty well." she says rather smugly.  Ah, the arrogance of the young, says I.  They just don't know what they don't know.  I think Dani might be surprised how she comes off in the first and second memes, don't you?  Why she's a masochistic, pathological liar, not to mention a remorseless destroyer of private property!

June of Zoolatry is up after that in a bizarre episode that defies all reason, followed by Sox, formerly of this blog, who seems to have a thing for hedgehogs.  He and the oh-so-cute baby hedgehog make a second appearance at the end of the line-up.

Caught in the middle each doing their 'thang' are Simon of Brian's Home, and Angel-Zoey formerly of the aforementioned Zoolatry.

So let's see how much we can familiarize ourselves with these beings, including the hedgehog who is so sweet you can't help but go "Awwwwww!"

Today efurrything is a little 'off', but I wouldn't have it any other way.

Dani MARCHES to the BEAT of her own MUM!

Lies roll easily off your tongue, but at least you didn't 

BREAK WIND!

Congratulations, June.  You're the new Hunchback of Notre Dame!

At least the Hedgehog's gas emissions are environmentally friendly.
"I've gone GREEN!" he brags.

Simon says "If yoo don't uses it, yoo loses it -- da last fing I wonts is ta be all outta WHACK!"

 

Under the circumstances keeping one eye open is the best way to go.  Catching a wink without seeing it would be nigh on imPAWSible!

First of all you have to improve your diction.  Can you at least 'ELLO CUTELY?

Arrest 'im and HOGTIE 'im inside a hedge

on account a' Feline ImPURRsonation.