Friday, March 11, 2022

DANI LOVES HER MINI ME

 Dani knows she can never have a kitten of her own, so she is fostering one that looks like her when she was little.

This is a great source of joy for Dani.  She calls her kitten 'Mini Me' or just 'Mini' for short.

"An' if she grows taller dan me, den I will calls her 'Minuette' cuz she won't be a 'Mini Me' anymore" says Dani.

Why that's lovely!  It's MEWSical, n'est-ce PAW? says I.


So for all of you out there who might want a Mini Me of your own, here's what it could realistically look like: 

And Dani came up with a list of PURR-Os so you can know what to expect:

Now some of you may think this is sexist, but in all good conscience can you see any male Mini Me abiding with Points 1 through 5?

Of course the keys to the Mini Bar may be more to the Point, if you get my point.  However being totally non-sexist and non-breedist we are aware that no group of beings is completely 'uniform' (in fact the majority may never have even enlisted).  

Here is Mini wearing her fancy, shiny mini skirt.  

"Itz MINE MINI!" she says with PURRide.  And so she should.

You OWN it, girl!

 
So she did.  

PLEASE RELEASE ME, LET ME GO ...



4 comments:

Sandee said...

Oh how fun. Having a Mini Me is a wonderful thing.

Thank you for joining the Feline Friday Blog Hop.

Have a purrfect Feline Friday and weekend. ♥

da tabbies o trout towne said...

dani your mini you is FABulous !!!! hugs from dai$y =^..*= ♥♥

Ruby Rose and the Big Little Angels 3 said...

Congratulations. Now you get to enjoy your own company, or at least half so.

ZOOLATRY said...

Now you gotta go for the Maxi's! And BTW, Angel Zoey once had a "real Mini Me" which even had a Mini-Toof ... but O Dani, when mini skirts come back to the runway, you'll be the top model fur sure! Now excuse please, as we are headed to the mini bar.