Dani knows she can never have a kitten of her own, so she is fostering one that looks like her when she was little.
This is a great source of joy for Dani. She calls her kitten 'Mini Me' or just 'Mini' for short.
"An' if she grows taller dan me, den I will calls her 'Minuette' cuz she won't be a 'Mini Me' anymore" says Dani.
Why that's lovely! It's MEWSical, n'est-ce PAW? says I.
So for all of you out there who might want a Mini Me of your own, here's what it could realistically look like:
And Dani came up with a list of PURR-Os so you can know what to expect:
Now some of you may think this is sexist, but in all good conscience can you see any male Mini Me abiding with Points 1 through 5?
Of course the keys to the Mini Bar may be more to the Point, if you get my point. However being totally non-sexist and non-breedist we are aware that no group of beings is completely 'uniform' (in fact the majority may never have even enlisted).
Here is Mini wearing her fancy, shiny mini skirt.
You OWN it, girl!