DANI AND HER CRONIES DO IT ON PURR-PUSS

Dani welcomes you all to her Tuesday Comedyfest.  It certainly beats other kinds of 'fests' including infestations, slugfests, geekfests, jerkfests, fartfests ... well you get my drift (especially with that last one).

Dani's guest stars today include the very understanding June of Zoolatry (understanding because June is so much shorter than Dani when standing), Angel-Bella formerly of The Monkeys, my friend's two sibling kitties Hagrid and Freiya, Sox formerly of this blog, and our Angel-Dylan formerly of Wendy's 3D-Cats.

And we're off (as purr usual) ...

Making biscuits finally has a PURR-PUSS!

Not to worry, June, this just means she can visit more often -- and she won't even take up any space.

(Well that's a joke -- just wait until you see what Dani does later on.)

You have to make sure that Bella wins or she just might slip you a little Belladonna -- either that or fart!

Act fast!  This is an unPURRecedented opPURRtunity.

Yes, limpets (a type of shellfish) are very good for LIMP PETS!

It helps them to heel (oops -- heal).

Mama's crying 'cause she doesn't want to clean it up.

So she punished Sox with thirty LAPS  --

 on her lap, of course.

"But SOFT.  What light through yonder WINDOW breaks?"

(from Shakespeare's 'Romeo and Juliet')

Don't look at me -- I didn't break it!  says Dylan.

(Shakespeare wouldn't come near it.)

Emily Post would have a field day with you Dani.  

And NO, that's NOT a good thing.

And to all a GOURD night!

Come back, y'all -- now don't be koi ...