Friday, August 27, 2021


Dani got sacked, but it didn't really bother her since she didn't have a job anyway.


Dani thinks sacking should be reserved for the following:

"Sack races wif yoor bestest furiends or evun yoor ancestahs."

Dante and Dani look pretty evenly matched.  I wonder who'll trip first?

"SACKray Bleu!  There goes my SACKroiliac" yelps Dante.

(Editor’s Note1: 'Sacre Bleu' is a French expression of surprise, exasPURRation or dismay.)

Dani has extended her fashion choices to include 'sack dresses'.  Though normally one wouldn't be caught dead in a sack dress, this frock is made with gold fabric and thread and is currently 'de rigueur'.  To top it off it comes from the famed 'Saks Fifth Avenue’.  You'd think they'd know how to spell "Sacks" by now.  After all they've been in the business since 1867.

"I mus' say it giffs me PAWS" says Dani.

(Editor's Note2:  'De rigueur' is another French term meaning "demanded by fashion or custom" and does NOT have anything to do with 'rigor mortis' which is something that would happen if you WERE caught dead in it.)

But the best kind of sack, according to Dani, is the ‘Dinner Sack’ that comes with deliveries.

"Yoo kin evun gets 'SACKi' wif yoor sushi if yoo wonts."
she says.  


Even so, a delivery sack still can't compare with a sushi dinner in the restaurant.  

"Dere's nuffin kwite like haffin' friends fur dinnah.  An' aftahwords yoo kin take da survivahs home in a sack (wun-uppin' ye olde doggy bag).

Sacks is environmentelly-furiendly, too, cuz yoo kin reuse dem -- sumfin like yoor furiends!”

DANI!!!  How many times have I told you we don’t reuse our friends, we RECYCLE them?

I suppose efurrything in life requires some sort of SACKrifice.
Friend or Faux?


Sandee said...

I just love your sense of humor, Dani. I also think you're most beautiful.

Thank you for joining the Feline Friday Blog Hop.

Have a purrfect Feline Friday and weekend. ♥

Timmy Tomcat said...

Dani you and Dante always make us laugh and it is never a Sack-rifice of time to visit. Purrs

da tabbies o trout towne said...

my stars dani but you know that i know that i can tell you what you already know because you and I know each other what my favorite sack is and you look FABulous ~~~~~~~~~~~ ☺☺☺♥♥♥ hugs from dai$y

Brian said...

You two both look tater sack special!

Marvelous Marv said...

Love the jokes Dani! You and your Sacks Rock!