DANI: MADE IN THE SHADE

Dani was backing on the very edge of the front porch.  This left her in a position where her body was warmed by the sun and her head was shrouded in shade.

"Uh-oh, I furgot my sunglasses" she said before realizing that ...

 ... she didn't really need them.  "I has shade wifout warin' shades -- go figure."

Yes indeed, you are quite the shady character, Dani!

I wouldn't want to meet you in a dark alley at night.