WORDLESS WEDNESDAY WITH DANI: ON THE SLY

 

DANI: THE JOKER'S WILD!

 

 Something offal this way comes.

  How awful!

It kinda gives you that sinking feeling, don't it?

A bunny hop just won't cut it!

When it comes to Masockism, Dani is a roaring sock-cess!

Dada comes from a long line of PEEROGUIES.  Best to keep your distance, especially if they've been into the Wodka.

Thanks for taking a walk on the wild side!

WORDLESS WEDNESDAY WITH DANI: WHEN LEAVES RAIN

 

DANI GETS DOWN WITH IT!

What in heck is Dani up to today?  Is she feathering her nest or something?

Oh Dani!  I'm sorry to hear you're on the 'DOWN-low'.  Did something happen to upset you?

"Pffff ... PTOOEY!!! says Dani as she spits.  "Ahem!  An' speakin' of a hem, I got all dress'd up fur my fashun show an' now itz bin cancel'd cuzza da LockDOWN."

That's terrible!  And after you spent all that money on a new outfit!  However, I think maybe I know someone who can help you.

"Ta da!  My name is Justin Ducky (Just Ducky for short) and I'm an exPURRt on da ‘Cancel Culture".

"OK Ducky.  Kin yoo cancels da cancellashun of my fashun show?” queries Dani hopefully.

"You use what you have that hasn’t been cancelled" says Ducky.  "And what is that, you may ask?"

AIR!

"Nobody can cancel AIR because they'd be cancelling themselves at the same time." he advises. 

"You can be on-the-air on TV and online, over-the-airwaves on Radio and airing your grievances on your iPad Air to anyone who will listen.  That's the way all these influencers influence you -- they are everywhere!"

"I finks I will AIR my greevinces" says Dani excitedly.

    

"An' I noes jus' how ta doos it!"

"Fanks fur da tip, Ducky."

So as a result of this ad campaign Dani became very well known as an in-fashion influencer and nobody ever cancelled her again, lockDOWN notwithstanding!

I guess getting DOWN with it was something that she had to do after all.  And while DOWN may not taste very good and the texture is really hard to take, as a concept it has substantial meaning.

Since Dani can't talk right now, I'll say it for her.  'Getting Down' is something efurryone should do especially if they're truly serious about going for what they want in life.  And in the end, feathering your nest comes with significant rewards.

Now efurrything's Just Ducky!

And that, as they say, is the LowDOWN.

Editor's Note:  Thanks to the Afflac Duck for providing the meat on today's post.

DANI: THE JOKE IS ON ME!

 Dani's back again.  After much thought and introspection, she has some new ones for you.

And I thought hairballs were bad!

Yup, no tell-tail signs of an avalanche around here!

It just goes to show that there are many sides to an issue even if you don't have multiple PURRsonalities.

No fuss ...  No muss.

I think Dani needs different reading material entirely!