Dani likes to experiment with various techniques for taking selfies. Amazingly, some of them are akin to magic. I just can't figure out how she did it!
First she inserts herself into a waterlogged locale (whereabouts unknown) though she doesn't get wet. She has also incorporated some freshly foraged geological and biological bits, and arranged them all in her most organized yet outlandish design (significantly neither totally off-nor-on land or water).
Dani transports the previous image and inserts it into a phantasmic setting of unbelievable beauty. Realizing she had neglected to take her morning bath, she uses this wholly unnatural waterfall to complete her daily ablutions (actually more green than blue).
This is Dani's latest iPhone.
It certainly is spellbinding.
Aha! That must be the secret.
Dani and her new phone have bonded, no glue required.
(So now I can't accuse her of being totally unglued.)
Maybe another spell could automatically correct all of the misspelt
words on social media out there. Microsoft, please help!!!
Note: The English language is being held hostage by a
hopeless horde of hostile heathens
who can't tell wrong from write.
Next Time: Undressing Word Salads
10 comments:
Mee-yow Dani yore Selfie iss a peece of artwerk!!!
Mee-yow WOW! Wee think yore a Geeneuss.....
Wishin you an Miss Wendy a lovelee (snow-free) weekend!
***purrss*** BellaDharma an (((hugss))) BellaSita Mum
Deer Dani, (pun intended, mol) the English language is fur hoomans and they best git
grammar checked and rechecked. You look incredible in yer wall hangin', so peaceful
and decorated. Precious
Ha! We loved this post - the photos are spellbinding and the content is so much fun! Purrs from Deb and the Zee/Zoey gang.
Dani, I know it gets tiring, but I have to tell you again that you are a stunning beauty. Your face, never mind the rest of you is just beautiful. Delicate- but strong as well. Your whole self is absolutely gorgeous.
Such beautiful art!
You are so clever Dani. Very nice job with the effects. XO
You're always such a beauty, Dani!
You must share more about the dressing for salads. Are they injured, and if so, what remedial care should one apply – vinegar or red wine, or possibly vintage claret?
Dani, you are a delight, and that phone cover is amazing!
Shame I don't have a phone really . . .
ERin
She really is looking amazing. How did she keep try. It has to be magic!
These are delightfully beautiful. Yes, it's awful how the language gets murdered these days, even I've found myself getting a bit careless and sloppy, although I am trying harder to not let it happen.
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