Friday, February 26, 2021

DANI'S COMEDY: PUT THROUGH THE RINGER

 Dani used to admire penguins until she found out they had one questionable quirk.


"Now I wonts ta sell my penguin hat an' mitts so I marked dem down." says she.  "But dose cheap birds wont pay fur dem anyway, dat's fur sure!"


"Who cares?" asks Pen Gwinn.
"I can skate rings around you anytime, you numbnut!
And my rings are PURRiceless."


Dani considers her comeback carefully before replying:
"Anywun up fur a game a' Ringtoss?


"Frankly, my dear, don't give a toss!"















4 comments:

Lillian "sognafaret" said...

I and my dog went skateing yesterday

Sandee said...

So cute. I laughed out loud.

Thank you for joining the Feline Friday Blog Hop.

Have a purrfect Feline Friday and weekend. ♥

Brian's Home Blog said...

You make a cute penguin sweet Dani!

Timmy Tomcat said...

Dani you are waaaaay cuter than those Boids