DANI ON HOW TO WEEN YOURSELF

Dani and gardens weren't always so sympatico.

Ever since Dani was a PEE-WEE she wanted a flower garden.

As she grew up she wondered why her garden wouldn't grow.

She had to keep buying flowers from the grocery store to wear on her head.

Then one day she had a revelation!

"If yoo wonts ta grow flowahs -- dont WEE in da gardin!"

The now grown-up Dani has come to the realization that weeing in the garden makes the flowers die.  It's not the same as using water, you see.  Water will make your flowers flourish.

So now I jus' goes wif da flow an' uses a waterin' can."

"An I saves all my wee fur da WEEDS!"

Hallelujah!