Tuesday, March 31, 2020

DANI IN FLASH MODE

Dani's lying peacefully on the foyer rug.

 When she sees the camera she asks: "So wot duz yoo wont me ta doo? Huh?"

Dani likes having her picture taken but she's not so fond of the flash. It irritates her.


 "Yoo wanna see sumfin, I'll show yoo sumfin!"  says Dani petulantly, averting her eyes.


Visibly squinting, she offers a challenge knowing a mere human would find it imPAWSible.  
 "Now yoo tries it.  I dares yoo." 

 After that if you're feline even more daring, you might want to follow Dani upstairs to the bedroom.


I've always suspected she might be a Feline Flasher.
Cheeky girl!





Thursday, March 26, 2020

DANI AND SOX GO THE SOCIAL DISTANCE

Dani and Sox, being responsible kittizens, are practising their social distancing.

INSIDE, and ...

... OUT!

This pandemic is more "kittywampus" than anything they've seen in their entire lives (kittywampus = chaotic). This is a term my sister shared with me the other day and I thought it could definitely be applied to the current global situation, and where better than on the Cat Blogosphere.

Dani and Sox would like you to follow their example so we can all get back to normal sooner than later.  


Won't it be nice when we can actually reach out and touch someone again?

We are thankful for all of you and wish you continued good health during this crisis.









Friday, March 20, 2020

SOX: CHAIRMAN OF THE BORED NO MORE

All winter Sox took refuge under the wicker chair on the front porch.  Even though he found it kind of boring, it was still better than venturing into the snow.

The chair certainly provided nice cover for him.  He actually came to think of it as a winter hat except that it was too large and wouldn't stay on his head if he stood up.  In his state of boredom he had nothing to do but let his imagination take him away.


And then he had a light bulb moment!


In his spare time he designed a wicker chair that could actually function as a hat.  Here he is wearing the PURRototype.

"Dis wun is a modul fur Spring an' Summer.
Is a lot lightah an' has good air circulashun fur da 
warmah weathah."


Then Sox decided to create his own company called "Whiskery Wickers" and, of course, appointed himself Chairman of the Board.  Now that he was an entrePURRneur, he would never be bored again. 


However, like every Chairman of the Board he still needs to take a break now and then. That's when Sox comes up with all his bright ideas.

"And aftah I sells summa my wickah hats, I'm gonna giffs 
a large PURRcentage of my monies ta CHAIRity" says he.



Sox is not only a clever boy but a generous one, too.













Friday, March 13, 2020

SOX: BEFORE AND APRES-SKI

Sox wants to hit the slopes one more time this season while the skiing is still good.

As you can see, he has his own unique style, on or off the mountain. 


"Skiin' makes me feel fwee as a bird!" exclaims Sox.


"But den I wonts ta warm up an' has a snack.
Mmmmm, toasty!"

There's nothing quite like "a prey ski", especially if you're a cat.







Friday, March 6, 2020

AFTERNOON TEA WITH DANI AND SOX

Dani's looking over at Sox and wonders where his head's at.

"Watch owt dood, yoor spillin' da tea. Yoor a REAL DRIP ya noe!" said she.


"Sorry Dani ...


... sumtimes I jus' furgets my table mannahs!"








Thursday, March 5, 2020

SOX IN APPRECIATION

Sox feels very lucky especially because it hasn't always been easy bein' green.

"I is verreh fankful fur my nice warm home an' my luffin Mama."


"Dere's nuffin kwite like a hug an' a snug!"