SOX AND DANI: MONSTER VS. NINJA

Sox is wearing his one-eyed monster hat for a very good reason.  I'll let him explain.

"Dani is afeard a' monstahs.  I'm hopin' dis will stop her frum chasin' me an' bitin' my butt."

However, when Sox came downstairs into the foyer, this is what he saw:

It was Dani in her ninja hat with nunchucks at the ready!

So what did the one-eyed monster do?

Well, first, he was frozen in fear.

And then he ran, as fast as he could -- back upstairs where he came from.

Unfortunately, the best laid plans o' mice and monsters 
gang aft a-gley!

(with a nod to Robert Burns)