THE AMEWSEMENT OF DANI

Dani likes to lie on the foyer rug.  I guess she gets a good view of the rest of the house from there, or maybe she's just directing traffic.

"I doan like ta miss a fing" she says.

"I ask'd Mama if she wood bye me a cozy chair so I cud see higher up."

"But she bot me a FRONE instead!!!

"We is aMEWSed" she said, regally.