Friday, September 27, 2019

THE AMEWSEMENT OF DANI

Dani likes to lie on the foyer rug.  I guess she gets a good view of the rest of the house from there, or maybe she's just directing traffic.

"I doan like ta miss a fing" she says.
"I ask'd Mama if she wood bye me a cozy chair so I cud see higher up."


"But she bot me a FRONE instead!!!
"We is aMEWSed" she said, regally.







Tuesday, September 24, 2019

DANI DOES THE BLING THING!

Today, Dani made an impawtant realization; one that will help her get ahead for the rest of her life.  It came as she was lying on the foyer rug and began to take a stand.  The thought came to her soon after.

"I realized dat yoo gotta put a foot down ...


... before yoo kin getta leg up!" said she.

This moment was so profound that I commemorated it by making my very first Blingee:


Voila!

Dani always DID like a little Bling!




Tuesday, September 17, 2019

DANI CONTEMPLATES AUTUMN

Dani is deep in thought.  And her thoughts turn to Autumn, much like the leaves are turning to gold.

"Once da leafs start fallin' it's Awtum no mattah wot da calendah says" opines Dani.


"Mebbe dat's why dey also calls it "Fall."


Wow, Dani -- that's deep!





Thursday, September 12, 2019

THANKFUL THURSDAY: SOX THANKS DANI

Dani has very sensitive ears so is very attuned to sounds all around her.  Here her ears are taken aback because Sox (who is under her chair) is making a very annoying noise.

 "Dere he goes again!" exclaims Dani.


"I jus' cant stand his slurping!" says she.


 "Why duz yoo always has yoor tongue hangin' out like dat?" she asks.
"It jus' collecks yoor drool."



So Dani had a bright idea.  She would get Sox something else to slurp rather than his own saliva.  She presented him with a Slurpee complete with straw.


This is Sox BEFORE the Slurpee.


And this is Sox AFTER!

It's quite counterintuitive considering the drink is called a "Slurpee", but the key is the straw.  When Sox sips in all that yummy slush, he doesn't want even one drop of it to escape -- so he keeps his mouth closed.  Much quieter.

Sox is so thankful to Dani for giving him the Slurpee.
"Fanks, Sis" says Sox.  "Is yummy!"

And Dani is thankful that Sox is no longer slurping his drool.














Tuesday, September 10, 2019

DANI'S CHANGING COLOURS

With autumn approaching, Dani is transitioning into both a warmer fur coat and into warmer colours in her accessories.

"Yup, is gettin' cool out here, speshully in da mornin'" says Dani.
"My fur coat is gettin' thickah -- between dat and growin' myself mosta my clothes doan fit anymore."

Lucky thing Dani has a closet full of hats and purrses, and drawers full of jewelry. Today she has chosen amber as her theme.  She's wearing a lovely amber wide-brimmed hat adorned with dried flowers and curlicued ribbons.

Her long silver and coral necklace is very striking. 
"As long as it duzn't hit me!" exclaims Dani.
And on her right paw she has added a rose gold ring with baltic amber stone.  Just the right touch methinks.

Dani's purrse has an amber suede front with an overlay of dark brown tooled leather depicting flowers yet again.

Her style has always been a little "out there", but then that's her purrsonality!


"Yoo mite say I'mma liddle colour-full" says she.







Thursday, September 5, 2019

DANI WANTS IN

When Dani wants in she doesn't have much patience.  And she's very OPEN with her feelings.


"OPEN says me!"



"Let me IN!!!"



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