Here she is close up.
"I loves dis dress soooooooo much!" she exults.
You have lots of dresses, Dani. What makes this one so special?
"It's da bow acourse -- BOW CHICKA WOW WOW!"
I see. So it's the "Wow" factor that does it.
"Yes" says she. "Now all I needs is ...
... yoo ta help me wif my makeup so takes yoor time an' brush up on yoor technique."
"I mus' say I reely gets off on yoor modus oPURRandi."
See, I told you -- no distress!