DANI IS FUR REAL!

Dani's all dressed up today and looking smart.  Not that she's stupid normally, of course.  It just means that she's put herself together nicely.

Today's frock is a velvet emerald-hued number trimmed in faux black fur, and is adorned with a black bow and white crystals at the waist. Dani has chosen a black beret studded with crystals in a floral pattern and featuring a veil which discreetly covers her face down to her pretty little nose.

Dani's jewels include an emerald and diamond pendant on a white gold chain -- both classy and timeless -- as well as a silver cuff bracelet replete with white crystals and faux emeralds.

Her Dior bag is crafted from alligator leather, is trimmed in sparkling silver and features the dangling letters of the designer's name.

After all this, you may think that Dani's really snooty, but actually it's quite the opposite.

"Furget da fancy frock, da silly hat an' ridickulous bracelet an' bag.

All I wonts is da stone -- cuz itz real, like me!" says she quite furvently.

(Besides, is worth a fortune.  Tee hee!)