DANI'S SUNDAY SELFIE: TRIP ADVISORY

 Dani took a great leap this week -- all the way to Leipzig, Germany!  

Leipzig is the most populous city in the German state of Saxony with a population of 624,689.  There are lots of things to do and see in Leipzig, the birthplace of Johann Sebastan Bach.  There are plenty of MEWSeums, galleries and concert halls.  It is a cultural mecca.

If you need a Bach-up plan, this is one MEWSeum you don't want to miss.

At the other end of the spectrum, Leipzig also has a Zoo.

Witness the giraffe who has a predeLICKtion for all things POST-modern, even Dani's foot!

If you're more into things historical you may want to visit the Old Town Hall and the Old City Hall because they're so old.  

Then, of course, there is the Leipzig Opurra House if you want a classical night's entertainment.

O Sole Meow!

No, Dani the fountain is NOT for drinking!

Sadly, all this culture was lost on Dani because the only thing she wanted to do was take Selfies.  This is the one she took on Sunday.

"I was so happeh dat dey hadst a speshul place ta display it" said Dani.  Dani was homesick -- sick of home actually, because she couldn't do all these fabulous things in Ottawa.

I'm sure she'll make it her PURRiority once she's back.

Dani did some 'sole' searching and came to the conclusion that there's no place like home after all!

DANI IS THE MAID IN THE SHADE

 Dani definitely does NOT subscribe to that old saying "You snooze, you lose!"  In her case, she has turned it into a money-making PROP-POSITION.  She IS the PROP as she takes up the best POSITION for daytime slumbering.  She is the ideal candidate for demonstrating the effiCATcy of her own collection of head-toppurs.

Dani's hats are fabulously fashionable and provide plenty of shade, even for Plus Size Pussycats.  They were 'Made in the Shade' to keep their clients comfy in both the heat and the glare of the sun.  No need for sleep masks either because these hats are brimming over with sunblockers right at eye-level.

However, we must emphasize that these hats are only recommended for use during daylight hours, as once the sun goes down they are bound to further inhibit your ability to navigate at 'see-level'.

Here is Dani's fledgling fashion foray into her new collection of Spring Hats which she has dubbed 'Shady Characters'.

It's gonna be a tough act to follow herself, but we're sure Dani is up to it with all the wake-up alerts she has preset in her bedroom.

So which hat is your fafurite of all the Shady Characters (A, B, C, D, E, F or Z)?  Dani would appreciate your feedback as she is ramping up for the creation of next year's collection of chapeaux.  Merci beaucoup!

This is Dani Lampooning herself.

She is the shadiest of them all, don't you think?

WORDLESS WEDNESDAY WITH DANI: REFLECTIONS ON SPRING

DANI & FRIENDS: BACK FOR A NEW START

Dani's glad to be back; back in time, that is.  In the first one she has purrverted an old Timex commercial, and in the next she travels back to her days as a kitten, when looking young wasn't an issue, although it seems there are ways to take it to another level.  I guess we'd call that 'Younger Hunger'.

Other than that, Dani is busy presenting new images of her cohorts.  For instance, June of Zoolatry has no compassion for her hobbled Mom; she'd rather put in an order for boots of her own.  And then she goes wild, preparing to attack any and all who would try to stop her.

Macy and Kiki of Brian's Home are each doing their utmost to remain the center of attention.  Here's a tip from them.  Have a poo right where you're standing, and you'll be the Scenter of Attention in no time!

Next up is Mudpie of https://www.mochasmysteriesmeows.com/ who gives a great tip for hoarding; Katie Isabella of Katie Isabella who gets a bit more purrsonal than you might like; and Ernie of Island Cats who Erned 5 out of 5*s on Rotten Tomatoes!

So, we hope that's enough for you today.  Having only recently regained my sense of humour, it's like starting all over again. 

And we're on ...

APAWlogies to Timex

And here's Dani STOMPING OFF telling you, you can go now!

WORDLESS WEDNESDAY WITH DANI: OUT OF THE BLUE