DANI IN THE HOOD

Dani is on watch in her neighPURRhood for anything nefarious.

And boy did she get an eyeful!  If that rogue squirrel thought he was going to get away with the goods, he must be nuts.

"Who duz dis punk fink he is anyway?" asks Dani.

Geez, those anarchists are efurrywhere these days!  We'll need more than just the neighPURRhood Watch to take care of it, methinks.  This calls for ...

At your service.

DANI'S COMEDY: YAKETY-YAK!

Dani's comedy tends to be a little on the crass side, but that's just one side of her.  Unfortunately, you won't see a different side of her anytime soon -- at least when it comes to her sense of humour.

"Remind me NOT ta order teriyaki inna restoraunt anytime soon --

 -- or yakitori fur dat matter!"

"An' furget about yoor beestly yaks cuz all dey likes ta do is yack it up an' dey goes on an' on an' on ...

... an' after dat dey blows dere own horn!  Ya, like itz all about yoo, yoo yak-a-doodle!"

"All in all even doe I'm not into yaks of any kind, I seem ta be obsessed wif dem.  Oh no!  

Doan tell me, I'mma ...

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

WORDLESS WEDNESDAY WITH DANI: LEOPARD PRINTS

 

DANI: SOMETHING AROSE

It seems that Dani has a secret admirer.  Was it someone from the New Year's Eve party purrhaps?

Dani is thinking and thinking who it could be.  She wants to have a boyfriend but needs to know who it is first.

Is it love unrequited, or is it really quite something?

"Wotever it is" says Dani "da future looks rosy!"

DANI DOES NEW YEAR'S

 Dani presided over a wild New Year's Eve party last night.

Dani was all dressed up and had decorated the place from top to bottom.  

The party was PAWSome!!!

Dani even invited her friend Oxymoron because 2021 is the Chinese Year of the Ox. Oxymoron got his name because he tends to be rather contradictory even with himself.  Dani presented him with a bottle of gin because Oxy's favourite substance is Oxygin.

"Getta whiff a' that!" says he.

It seems he gets happy just on the fumes!

They all celebrated at the stroke of midnight with indoor fireworks.  Dani had found some that simply evaporate after exploding, so no damage is done.

This morning Dani is exhausted but happy.  It's New Year's Day and it feels like a new start after a very bad 2020.  All of the world's problems haven't disappeared but there is light at the end of the tunnel.

Here's hoping 2021 will be much easier to bear!