"Dose bagpipes took my breaf away, but den I blew dem outta da watah. Doan worry doe, cuz I fixed dem up with Scotch tape."
"Wen yoor a baby mama yoo hasta be prepared. So I keeps efurryfing da liddle darlin' needs in my backpack, i.e. diapurr bag. It shur is tirin' takin' care of da brat zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ....
