DANI ON HOW TO TREAT YOURSELF

Dani is the mistress of self-treatment.  And she likes to treat herself well!  I'll let her tell you how she does it.

 "Step 1: Furst yoo hasta stand up fur yoorself.  Make yoor demands an' doan back down."

"Step 2: Wen da treats is on da table reach out fur wun.  It's impawtant dat yoo takes wun at a time ta reduce da chance a' droppage."

 "Step 3:  Use wun paw ta slide da treat towards yoo. Den grab it in yoor uddah paw." 

"Step 4:  Keep yoor paw curled aroun' da treat so yoo doan drop it, an' quickly put it in yoor mouf.  Yum!"

"Step 5:  An' wen da pile gets too small go to Step 1 an' start again."

Take it from the exPURRt and you'll be treated well in no time.

"Acourse da best treats is da wuns yoo catch yoorself!"