Dani's getting ready for a marathon bath. She starts off by showing you the proPURR PAWSition.
"If yoor gonna use dat flash I'm not gonna look at you, Mama!"
"Is impawtant ta keep yoor head down anyway."
"A liddle nibble is good fur dose hard ta clean places."
"An' den sum full-on tongue ackshun is recommendid ta smooth fings ovah."
"Yoo reely hasta put yoor whole heart an' soul into it."
"An' make shur ta keep yoor 'lick-her' nice an' wet."
"Say wot?"
(O dam, dere goes da flash again!)
"Just fur dat I giffs yoo da evil eye!!!"
"Dat wuz kwite da workout!"
"Time fur a nap."
Thank goodness. No more 'mouthing off'!