DANI IN DIS DRESS!

No, Dani's not in distress.  She's just wearing this dress; the same dress she's had on since the Easter weekend.

Here she is close up.

 "I loves dis dress soooooooo much!" she exults.

You have lots of dresses, Dani.  What makes this one so special?

"It's da bow acourse -- BOW CHICKA WOW WOW!"

I see. So it's the "Wow" factor that does it.

"Yes" says she.  "Now all I needs is ...

... yoo ta help me wif my makeup so takes yoor time an' brush up on yoor technique."

"I mus' say I reely gets off on yoor modus oPURRandi."

"Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"

See, I told you -- no distress!